Aspiring Caregiver Gifts

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

Egg Buggy

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

Hey, anyone? I'd like some attention. Waaaaa!! You okay, baby? Now I see how this works.

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

Family courts.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'One day, I plan to quit my job and settle down with a good book.'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

Responsibility

'It never fails to stop him crying - handing him the phone.'

"You've got a lousy bedside manner"

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."

A baby watching coronaviruses on television

"The full partner look."

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

Yeah, yeah, he's fine, resting, etc, etc, etc

"I hate airplane food!"

"Cathy, this will be an easy sleepover for you - Ben doesn't take any medications at all."