Caregiver By Choice Gifts

My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Tilly Slowboy

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

Separation Anxiety