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Ship Modelers in Damnation

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

On the brink.

'Now what?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Model Building

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Need tickets.

Becalmed yachts

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

Captain Thomas Coram.

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

Ship

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

'It's his wife I feel sorry for.'

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.

"I'm getting to see REAL ships. Mom's going for some pre-naval care."

"What about my name?"