Altitude Diner Gifts

Airline- The Restaurant

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Grandma's caf

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Maybe we should have read the reviews first?'

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Food sign on the mountain.

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

"Sorry, we don't have a vegetarian option, the lettuce caught fire."

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

Clipping

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

'Sir, one waiter is enough to bring the meals, but it takes two to carry the bill.'

Theories expounded

'OK that's ten pieces of silver each, except for Judas...you had the Greek salad and the cheese platter, so you owe thirty pieces of silver.'

Paratrooper School.

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

"I've been learning how to fly hot-air balloons!"

Moon Pies

"Can I pay you after I get my tax refund?"