Altitude Allergy Sufferer Gifts

Mile high Hayfever.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Another nosebleed?!"

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

'Just how tall is this building?'

"Because we're jerks."

"Flying is my life."

The sounds of spring.

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"Modern art?"

'Bless you!'

Asthma cats

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

Clipping

"Here's Pollen!"

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

Paratrooper School.