Alternative Therapy Trialist Gifts

'I think, doctor, you're crossing that think line between alternative medicine and wishful thinking.'

Self help acupuncture

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"I'm putting you on country music."

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

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'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"My joints... are almost done"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Got anything for a headache?'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'Therapy and medications are not the only options for your obsessive behavior.'

"It appears the pain is caused by your acupuncture treatments."

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

Following several health insurance denials of coverage, Thelma finally resolves to entrust her hubby's seasonal depression to the gentle alternative process by psychotherapist Hans-Georg Stumke.

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Acupuncture darts.

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

Hippy fighting off medicine.

Free neck massages.

New Age Auto Repair

Pinocchio Acupuncture.

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

This is the last time I go to an acupuncturist for my back problems.

Dennis Wong Acupuncturist