Alternative Learning Gifts

"He says he's fed up of school."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

The Mainstream

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Technologies and distance classes

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

REPENT! Get back to nature

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I beg to differ."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'