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'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"We have the exact same taste."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Doulton Canada Geese

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Three-way mirror

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Christmas Socks

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

The Burbs

"Be careful, there's a parrot in there somewhere!"

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

A grave with an array of beauty products

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Dying your hair red at home

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"I think I’m turning into my parents."

"The groomer used too much product."

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

Moses parts the red hair

"Does she seriously think nobody knows she's wearing extensions?"