Alphabet Observer T-Shirts

CIA Cafeteria. There's no code to break, Ernie --- It's alphabet soup.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'A is for Arse.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'racism is the new black.'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.