Alphabet Observer Prints

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'racism is the new black.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."