Alpha Nurturer T-Shirts

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

A midwife holding a baby

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

North Pole

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Nature Lovers

Mother's Love

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Population rocket

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Earth Mother

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'