Novel Nurturer T-Shirts

'Great draft. It just needs a little exfoliation.'

Leon Uris.

'Stop staring at me!'

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

A midwife holding a baby

North Pole

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

An old man growing berries

Insect extinction

The Music Seed

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Mother's Love

Nature Lovers

Population rocket

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!