Animal Nurturer T-Shirts

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

North Pole

A midwife holding a baby

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Allotment

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Music Seed

'That plant food really works!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

The Cat Spa

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Mother's Love

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."