Animal Nurturer T-Shirts

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

A midwife holding a baby

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Bird Torture.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Music Seed

'That plant food really works!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Population rocket

Mother's Love

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

The Cat Spa