Aloha Ambassador T-Shirts

Aloha!

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"Are you OK hun?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Nuclear Proliferation

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

Nato Membership

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Militant Pacifists

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

EU

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

Teach Love

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Love and hate

'Heeheehee! My guests will love it!'