Allotment Admirer Pillows

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Prize vegetables.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

An old man growing berries

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Nemesisyphus"

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Dog Realtor

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

William and Real Estate

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

He was forced to take early retirement.

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

The Globe

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

"My biggest problem is squatters."

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

Post future today

Man with world on his shoulders

"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."

'Let's get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and buy a second igloo someplace.'

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

Birds laughing at a scarecrow.

Gardening Angel.

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

'Now that's big money!'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."