Allotment Admirers Pillows

He was forced to take early retirement.

Prize vegetables.

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

An old man growing berries

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Business acquaintances on holiday

Jurassic Ark

Middle Distance Runners

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Arctic Caravan Breaks

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"My biggest problem is squatters."

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

'They're not just going to GIVE you a Nobel Peace Prize -- you have to FIGHT for it!'

Gardening Angel.

Birds laughing at a scarecrow.

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

The Meeting of the Minds Debate.

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

"Today, we give thanks for all we've had in the past...everything we enjoy today...and everything coming our way."