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He was forced to take early retirement.

Prize vegetables.

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

An old man growing berries

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Play It Safe

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Business acquaintances on holiday

Jurassic Ark

Middle Distance Runners

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

Arctic Caravan Breaks

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

"My biggest problem is squatters."

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

'I think we're on different career paths.'

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

Birds laughing at a scarecrow.

Gardening Angel.

'They're not just going to GIVE you a Nobel Peace Prize -- you have to FIGHT for it!'

Captain Tom Moore

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

The Meeting of the Minds Debate.

'Oh no! I'm losing the plot.'