Allergy Camaraderie Pillows

The Charge of the Kids

Workplace Shinanigans

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

An allergist sneezing

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

Big Brother

Witch Rowing Team

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

Can we have our ball back please?

'Nice try, Herb.'

"Well what else do you expect him to do at 5pm on a Friday?"

'All for one and one for all.'

'My Master and I are a perfect match: We're both allergic to cats!'

"Roy and I both tested positive for coronavirus antibodies, so we decided to move in together."

"What time do I pick you up?"

Two drunks