Allergy Allies Pillows

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'My Master and I are a perfect match: We're both allergic to cats!'

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"Are there nuts in this?"

Gluten-Free Church

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

Frank and Ernest's tips for travelers. When traveling makes you congested ... call rheum service. Sniff.

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"What? I have a nut allergy."

Does this contain garlic?

"He's allergic to pond water."

Your medical alert bracelet says your allergic to metal.

'I'm sorry sir, but this highway is lactose intolerant.'