Allergy Allies Pillows

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'My Master and I are a perfect match: We're both allergic to cats!'

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Gluten-Free Church

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"Are there nuts in this?"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"What? I have a nut allergy."

Does this contain garlic?

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

'I'm sorry sir, but this highway is lactose intolerant.'

'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'

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