Allergy Ally Pillows

The relationship was running smoothly until Sylvia developed a sudden intolerance to wheat

"He's allergic to pond water."

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Gesundheit'

Asthma cats

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Worst case of hives I've ever encountered."

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."