Allergy Ally Gifts

The relationship was running smoothly until Sylvia developed a sudden intolerance to wheat

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"Worst case of hives I've ever encountered."

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

'Gesundheit'

Asthma cats

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"