Allergy Avoider Gifts

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

"If it's gluten-free, peanut-free, lactose-free and fat-free, why does it cost more?"

"Worst case of hives I've ever encountered."

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

"I had to get a real dog. I was allergic to my Chia Pet."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

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'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

The sounds of spring.

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

'Gesundheit'

"Modern art?"

Asthma cats

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten or extra gluten."

'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

House of parliament - May contain nuts.

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'