Allergy Avoider Mugs

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

"If it's gluten-free, peanut-free, lactose-free and fat-free, why does it cost more?"

"Worst case of hives I've ever encountered."

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

"I had to get a real dog. I was allergic to my Chia Pet."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

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'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

The sounds of spring.

"He's allergic to pond water."

'Gesundheit'

"Modern art?"

Asthma cats

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."