Alien Tourist Gifts

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Save Our Universe

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

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dog vs UFO...

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

How am I abducting?

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."