Alien Tourist Prints

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

dog vs UFO...

Save Our Universe

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

How am I abducting?

Alien embryo growing in earth.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Blue Origin

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!