Alexander Technique Instructor Gifts

'Conquer the known world and, er...that's it.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Dance.

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

Dance.

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

Ballet dancer.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

Ballet Lovers

You're never too old for ballet!

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Bow

Tango

Dancing

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Aerobics Class.

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.