Alcoholics Anonymous Gifts

'I overheard you say that you have been sober for 10 years... Me to!'

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Drinking Conversion Chart

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

A right of privacy party.

'Do you drink?'

Tequila Mocking Bird

Alex Higgins

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

'If I am elected my economic plan will include tax rebates for any unfulfilled campaign promises!'

"How many times have I told you not to watch the news before bed?"

"No more vodka from Russia. From now on there will be only western liquor. I'm a freedom drunk!"

Brer Hobo: 'Please Officers, don't throw me in the liquor store!'

'Doc, I've got the shakes. What can I do?' - 'Hold onto this and we'll have a couple of cocktails while I think about it.'

My Life as a Troll

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

"Your 'walking bus' to the pub's arrived!"

Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'