Alcoholics Anonymous Gifts

'I overheard you say that you have been sober for 10 years... Me to!'

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Drinking Conversion Chart

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

A right of privacy party.

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'Do you drink?'

Tequila Mocking Bird

Alex Higgins

Brer Hobo: 'Please Officers, don't throw me in the liquor store!'

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"How many times have I told you not to watch the news before bed?"

"No more vodka from Russia. From now on there will be only western liquor. I'm a freedom drunk!"

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

'If I am elected my economic plan will include tax rebates for any unfulfilled campaign promises!'

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

My Life as a Troll

'Doc, I've got the shakes. What can I do?' - 'Hold onto this and we'll have a couple of cocktails while I think about it.'

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."