Alarm Clock Snoozer Gifts

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

Sheep Ledger

Bed Seasons

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Sleeping at the computer.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

Computing in the Cloud

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

"It's Monday."

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

Ernie is obsessive but not compulsive.

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'