Aisle Seat Warrior Gifts

"The aisle seats are reserved for passengers who like to trip other passengers as they go to the restroom."

Bad for you but to die for

Back to work...

The Cougher

"Do you have any working capital?"

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

'You're too aggressive.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Organic farm

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'You're too aggressive.'

Genius in a Bottle.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

"Look at you—folding the laundry two days before couples therapy."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'Stupid global warming!'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."

"Dad, Dad, the termites have found our food stash!"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

Phyllis exercises her demons.

Gladstone's Retirement

"Shoo!"

110% Job Performance.

If Women Ran Hell...