Airport Spenders Gifts

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Airport

Mass Travel

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

Mile High Club

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

Airport security - next step?

"Just barking will do."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

"We are sorry for the delay in announcing the delay of flight 601"

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

Credit card debt.

Given his lack of dental insurance, Tony was initially happy with the officer of a federally subsidized cavity search.

"I hate travel."

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

TSA Patdowns

H.M.Customs 'Nothing to declare' 'Articles to declare' 'Genius to declare'

'Still glad you sprung for the 84-inch flat panel?'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'