Airport Spenders Mugs

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Airport

Mass Travel

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

Mile High Club

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

Airport security - next step?

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

"We are sorry for the delay in announcing the delay of flight 601"

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

Credit card debt.

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

Tall, dark & handsome.

Given his lack of dental insurance, Tony was initially happy with the officer of a federally subsidized cavity search.

'Still glad you sprung for the 84-inch flat panel?'