Airport Socializer Pillows

Waiting at an airport for 'anyone who wants to talk about their trip'.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Quiz Night...

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

Getting old...

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"