Airport Lounging Gifts

"So where are you off to today Wanda?" "......ummmmm......."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Shake! Good Dog."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Sunbathing in the park

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Lounging by the pool

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

The Martini is invented.

"You are still here."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I'm having a pajama day."

How the goat got square eyes.

Mass Travel

Airport Bored Rooms

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Rubbish Carousel

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."