Airport Lounging Gifts

"So where are you off to today Wanda?" "......ummmmm......."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Lounging by the pool

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Sunbathing in the park

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The Martini is invented.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

"You are still here."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Rubbish Carousel

Airport Bored Rooms

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

Mass Travel

How the goat got square eyes.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."