Airport Cynics Pillows

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

Galley Plane.

Uh Oh...

This country is on the road to ruin!

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

Christmas Sale Special

Revealing Airport Security

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines, are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

Pot hole.

Prison on an airplane

I hate the beach.

'I'm sorry, Madame, but you've got to pass the scanner one more time!'

'Now we know what BA stands for - Bloody Awful!'

"We should have read the fine print more carefully before buying these cheap airfares."

Airport Screening gone wild...

Airport Checkpoints

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Watching strangers undress, then and now.

Close enough

'I saved 10 minutes at the hotel with speedy checkout, 10 minutes at the car rental with instant check in. Now I'm spending 6 hours on the runway.'

"The cruise is off dear, apparently I've just joined the Navy!"