Airbnb Extraordinaire Gifts

"I think that before we put the flat on AirBnb we should have moved out."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"I used to live here. Now I make a fortune renting it out on Airbnb."

We're having a dinner party.

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

Roughing it in the Great Outdoors.

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

Losing Money on Gas.

'This is McWit. He's responsible for our really complex spreadsheets.'

Sawing the PC in half.

Ducks Migration Patterns

I never asked you, what'd you do with that old shack you bought years ago? Which one? I've bought three. I have a whole portfolio of properties, Randy. Really? Yeah. There's the old shack by the toxic waste dump, there's the cardboard box in an alley in downtown Candorville, and there's that inner tube in the Pacific Ocean. Sad thing is, the way things are going, you're going to make a killing on those someday. You should see what I'm getting for those on AirBnB.

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"

"Well yes darling, we're mountain goats, but we're on holiday. Want to play with my Billy?"

Catching the Mouse

"After the kids moved out, I figured I could pick up a few extra bucks renting out their room on AirBnB.

Getting what you need without passing the toy section.

'New right wing panel, £450.'

Let's horse around with new ideas.

"Wow—the house I was using as a hideout has tripled in value since I was arrested."