Airbnb Extraordinaire Mugs

"I think that before we put the flat on AirBnb we should have moved out."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

Roughing it in the Great Outdoors.

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

Losing Money on Gas.

'This is McWit. He's responsible for our really complex spreadsheets.'

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"

Ducks Migration Patterns

Sawing the PC in half.

"Well yes darling, we're mountain goats, but we're on holiday. Want to play with my Billy?"

"After the kids moved out, I figured I could pick up a few extra bucks renting out their room on AirBnB.

Catching the Mouse

Getting what you need without passing the toy section.

"Wow—the house I was using as a hideout has tripled in value since I was arrested."

Let's horse around with new ideas.

'New right wing panel, £450.'

'How can I possibly be a discipline problem? I'm usually asleep.'