Air Quotes Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Okaaay, so 'maybe' I don't 'understand' how air quotes 'work.'"

Mario Draghi

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Life and Death

Football

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Chilly baby.

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Fumes from furniture

Euro Bait

Flying in Formation.

The Eurozone Explained

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'

'He has really taken to the training.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

Fish Boarding

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."