Air Quotes Enthusiast Gifts

"Okaaay, so 'maybe' I don't 'understand' how air quotes 'work.'"

Mario Draghi

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Football

Life and Death

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Chilly baby.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Now hiring.

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Flying in Formation.

Fumes from furniture

Euro Bait

The Eurozone Explained

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Left Behind

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

'He has really taken to the training.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

Elephant seeking fresh air

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."