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Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Man fishing with large bait

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

Malcolm Sargent

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Fish don't like worms.

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

Air Sitar.

Worm Ate The Fish.

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

On my downbeat...

The Contemplative Man's Reaction.