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"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Maybe you do have all the answers but they didn't match any of our questions."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Just a drop."

Leonard Bernstein

Motivational Business Course: Charm, Repetition, Acronyms, Pie Charts.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"How'd it happen?

'Your backswing's too slow!'

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

"Now you can send it."

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'He has a great left hook,'

'Very clever, Gödel — your theory has a built-in disclaimer!'