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Leonard Bernstein

Esa-Pekka Salonen

Sir Thomas Beecham.

Sir Charles Halle.

Leopold Stokowski.

On my downbeat...

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

The Art Student.

Artist and Musician

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Just call me Picasso!

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Raphael

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Malcolm Sargent

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Golden age of music

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Two New Paintbrushes

I'm color blind, please help.

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Franz Liszt.

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Shepherd

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

Henri Matisse

Forrest Gander

House Plant Party

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Conductorcize.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.