
Conducting the Orchestra on the TV
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Conducting the Orchestra on the TV
'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'
Local Knowledge
'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'
Fishing sign.
Man fishing with large bait
"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."
Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'
"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."
'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'
Malcolm Sargent
Slug Bait- snails love it
He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...
'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'
'I hope this is catch and release!'
'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'
'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'
Fish don't like worms.
"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."
"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."
'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'
Fish Feeding Frenzy
"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."
Leonard Bernstein
Air Sitar.
Worm Ate The Fish.
'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'
"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"
Yehudi Menuhin.
I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.
'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'
'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'
'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'
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