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'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Man fishing with large bait

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Loud mouth bass.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Only caught one, eh."

Fish don't like worms.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

Worm Ate The Fish.

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

'I play it to kill time.'

The Conductor

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'