Ai Savant Gifts

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Felix Mendelssohn

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

The Music Lover.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Anton Bruckner.

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

Sergei Prokofiev.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Benjamin Britten

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Ludwig van Beethoven

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Benjamin Britten.

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba