Ai Explorers Gifts

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Robot Painter

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"I got connected to the internet!"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.