Ai Explorers Pillows

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

Robot Painter

"So...do you have a job now?"

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

I think therefore I am.

"My kid could do that."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.