Ai Explorer Pillows

At long last, true artificial intelligence. 'The heck with this. Let's go fishing!'

'Computers cannot do logic. I can do logic. Therefore, I am not a computer.'

Automated, Inc: 'Bad news, sir! All the robots are down with a computer virus!'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'If to err is human, how do you explain this mess?'

Humanities Department

"She's coming. Say that you did it."

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

A man uses a PC with a brain.

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

How AI is altering the GP patient relationship

'Totally useless!'

Robot Office Tasks

"There are some productivity issues with British robots."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"Wait. Aren't you going to ask Siri what she wants?"

"Did i just hear you ask Siri where you left your car keys? I think you overestimate her capabilities."

Artificial Intelligence

"This predictive software shows us exactly how you're going to mess up and be fired."

Workman walking away from toilet door seeing a robot replace the little man sign with a robot sign

"Good morning."

"Alexa, we can't let Siri find out about us."

Japan investing billions into robots for the elderly...

Cyril worried his friend's smartphone had learned way too much about him.

"Hey, Siri, is it too late to threaten my parents with running away from home?"

"Our facial recognition software is a bit too sensitive."

'Invasion of privacy.'

"My computer is a sore loser. When I beat him at chess, he drained my bank account and stole my identity."

"It says it wants to do a crossword."

Robo Sapiens

"The thing is just, I don't want to make a big deal out of it, but I kind of use that arm a lot."

OpenAI chaos