Abstract Explorer Pillows

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

Faraway Looks.

The Art Critics

'Life'

'I'm just worried he might be back on the bottle'

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Likes: $2.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Danger Slow Sand.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."