Abstract Concept Explorer Pillows

'Infinity ahead - ∞ miles.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Look! No hands!"

The Thought Process.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Higher wisdom...

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"He gets easily abstracted."

Large, wrinkly

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

The Cremaster Cycle

' A new idea '

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Assertiveness

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"Lucky Guess."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Instant art

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"What's the big idea?"

Lost and Profound.

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'