Agricultural Show Judge Gifts

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

They're Brazillian!

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Most dog-like dog.

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Best in Heat.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

"Yes, but I'm not just any judge, I'm a TV judge."

A Pig Pen At The Cattle Show

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

'Yes, Hawkins, I did tell you to never show your face around this farm again.'